The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.